n: A nerdy person prone to making lame jokes and giggling. The kookamonga will often accuse others of being a kookamonga, but like a hipster a true kookamonga will refute accusations of actually being one. In true hipster like fashion the kookamonga will disregard fashion rules, social norms, and rules of hygiene but not to be ironic, just because they are dorks who do not care (or in some cases do not know). They would be cute if they stopped calling other people kookamongas. The nerdy version of a hipster, kookamongas live their lives in denial of what they truly are.
Kevin accused Rachel of being a kookamonga, this along with his uncanny knowledge of computers is how she knew he was the real kookamonga.
Look at that guy strutting down the street giggling in his nerd shirt, what a kookamonga.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).