kookometer 

a measurement of one's ability to determine if someone that they meet is crazy.

Dude, when I met your girlfriend for the first time, my kookometer went thru the roof.

kookometer by handz man August 30, 2010

kookmeyer 

Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.

Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.

kookmeyer by The Colonel May 11, 2004

Knockometer 

Derbysharian slang for 'Hammer'.

"Hammer that nail in with your new knockometer!"

Knockometer by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

knobometer

A scale used to define the extent to which someone is being a knob.

Hey, read my CV and give me a number on the knobometer.

knobometer by notjoan April 25, 2011