kookler

someone who looks zooted

“why do you look like a kookler?”

“i saw kassy today.”-ayden
“how is she?”-abby
“good, she is looking like a kookler again”-ayden

by kookler January 13, 2022

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

by MW9 August 23, 2010

Kooker

Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."

That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.

by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013

kooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

That was one bad ass kooker.

by Joe Donkey August 28, 2003

Boo kookery

Squandering away or misuse of money or wealth.

What is with all this boo kookery? My friend keeps buying girls drinks at the bar!!

by Dr Right Now November 1, 2021

Kooklette

A small piece of feces or poop.

I looked in the bowl after I took a dump and there were just a bunch of little kooklettes floating.

by Aladan May 8, 2007

kookle

v. To expound on a subject using "teh crazy"

Therefore, he kookles, the world is currently in a deep freeze and a little warming would be good for us, and entirely tolerable.

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek July 24, 2009