Perry the Kooken
To Perry a Kooken is to disregard the use of a knife, like most regular humans, and just rip away at a perfectly good Kooken like a rabid wildebeast. It ensures that nobody else gets to enjoy the kooken because the whole thing is completely mangled
Don't ever Perry the Kooken, you fucking bitch! Save some for the rest of us and especially for that old Gindeh!"
Perry the Kooken by marcustom December 12, 2023
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kooken • Perry the Kooken • kooked • kooker • kootenay time • KoekenKanker • Koogen • kooke • kooked out • Kookgnuj
kootenay time
The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"
The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.
Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010
KookeeKraazzy
KookeeKraazzy by N4omii February 8, 2022
kootenay time
A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
kootenay time by Dez4prez August 7, 2016
Kooker
Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."
That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.
Kooker by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013
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