konkel 

The act of fucking in a kinky manner. A past-tense lingo incorporated in the suburbs of Colorado Springs.

Damn that man just konked the shit out of my sister. What a konkel.

konkel by beersc January 30, 2022

Kunkelled out

A complete break down in willingness to be productive.

I can't complete the project - I'm all kunkelled out

Kunkelled out by emmt18 May 21, 2009

Konked 

When you’re completely slumped/alseep. Formed by the word KO’d and gone.

“Dude he’s passed out on the pool table should we wake him?”
“Nah he’s konked.”

Konked by vibrater calvin January 11, 2020

Konkey Dong 

The name of Donkey Kong's penis.

Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!

Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.

The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.

kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008

konke 

Konke, someone or something that is usually well know great sence of fashion and kind hearted many people aspire to be a konke

Konke

konke by Zulu bible August 17, 2017

konked out 

Being awake and going to sleep real fast. Takes place most often at 3AM and in the middle of math class.

Test... there was a test? I must have knoked out, DAMNIT.

konked out by mad at the world March 24, 2003