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kånkelbär 

Swedish word for feces entangled around anal hair of e.g. bovine.

Similar to 'dingleberry' in English and 'paskanmarja' in Finnish.
The cow had 'kånkelbär' dingling below the root of its tail.
kånkelbär by canis pecus February 26, 2008
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kanelarkin 

I'm Kanelarkin i like a cock in my .............
kanelarkin by chewy1976 October 21, 2015

kånkel-bär

The Swedish translation of the word Dingle Berry (The crusty, hard, smelly cruds of poo that get stuck in the hair growing around the anus)
"kånkel" translates into "clingy" or "sticky" and "bär" into "forest fruit". hence the equivalent of Dingle Berry
Yo holmes, pass me a tootpick I've got a bad case of kånkel-bär goin on between my teeth.
kånkel-bär by rustyrimjob February 12, 2008

konklebar 

A German way of saying dingleberry, also known as pieces of poop only connected by a single strand of hair.
Dude i just went to take a crap and I had a huge konklebar
Friend- What dude... that's awesome!!!!
konklebar by Mjoid June 23, 2017

Kandelbär 

Kandelbär is a Swedish expression for the berries that can form in the hair of a partly wiped arse. Good kandelbär are best kept in very loose underwear by gentlemen who do not change such garments frequently.
"I sat down so hard my kandelbär cracked."

"His kandelbär were so tightly knit he could hardly shit without first taking a bath in a public swimming pool."
"Han bajsa så kandelbären sprack, rakade sig och knulla sedan ordentligt.
Kandelbär by Snurrgurkan May 18, 2009

kånkel-bär

A very strange Swedish word that can't really be translated into any other language, kånkel-bär is what we Swedish people call the little "berries"(bär) of excrament that can sometimes get caught up in your anal-hair.
1. Kånkel-bär är en delikatess i Arboga.
2. Bengan: "Fan va många bär du plockade då!"
Rasmus: "Ja, det kan man ju förvänta sig, jag har inte torkat röven på tre veckor!"
Bengan: "Om du inte håller käften detta ögonblick, ska jag slå dig så hårt i ansiktet att det kommer spruta bajs ur din jävla fitt-näsa."
Rasmus: "Bamse-korv med en jävla massa mos?"
kånkel-bär by david_of_sweden December 28, 2007

kankenbaggen 

German for: Wild Ginger Dance Party
Nah man, I can't leave. The kankenbaggen is about to start!
kankenbaggen by the Ginga Ninja December 1, 2010
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