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The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.
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Kongtard 

A Kongtard is a dumbass who thinks that Kong is gonna beat Godzilla.
Smoothbrain Beta Male: “I think Kong is gonna beat Godzilla!”

Based Alpha Male: ”Stfu Kongtard”
Kongtard by shawn.pog January 28, 2021

kongtard 

Someone who likes King kong too much. Like a weeaboo except for king kong
Someone: Omg I love king kong like I would fuck him backwards
Me: What a kongtard
kongtard by bigdikdan January 27, 2021
An artist on social media platforms known to draw things that make people question life. Kogito really needs to seek some help but some might say their art talent is good.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Kogito before?"

Later

Person 2: "I should've stayed curious."
Kogito by Random_Human_Being July 19, 2023
An overweight teacher with the tendency to repeat himself to continue his dialogue - usually with the word “yep” “yeah” or “yes”.
Student : That blokes such a fookin Kognit bruv.

Kognit: Hmm Yep erm Yep
Kognit by BantaClausOfLondon November 7, 2019

Konitiwa 

One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.
1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.

2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.
Konitiwa by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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