kongit

person who eats horse ass

She eats mcdonalds she a kongit

by Kongitsuck May 18, 2018

Kongitude

The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate

Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.

by thisisnoneofyourbusinness November 17, 2016

Kongtard

A Kongtard is a dumbass who thinks that Kong is gonna beat Godzilla.

Smoothbrain Beta Male: “I think Kong is gonna beat Godzilla!”

Based Alpha Male: ”Stfu Kongtard”

by shawn.pog January 28, 2021

kongtard

Someone who likes King kong too much. Like a weeaboo except for king kong

Someone: Omg I love king kong like I would fuck him backwards
Me: What a kongtard

by bigdikdan January 27, 2021

Kogito

An artist on social media platforms known to draw things that make people question life. Kogito really needs to seek some help but some might say their art talent is good.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Kogito before?"

Later

Person 2: "I should've stayed curious."

by Random_Human_Being July 19, 2023

Kognit

An overweight teacher with the tendency to repeat himself to continue his dialogue - usually with the word “yep” “yeah” or “yes”.

Student : That blokes such a fookin Kognit bruv.

Kognit: Hmm Yep erm Yep

by BantaClausOfLondon November 7, 2019

Konitiwa

One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.

1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.

2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.

by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008