Kognit

An overweight teacher with the tendency to repeat himself to continue his dialogue - usually with the word “yep” “yeah” or “yes”.

Student : That blokes such a fookin Kognit bruv.

Kognit: Hmm Yep erm Yep

by BantaClausOfLondon November 7, 2019

Kongitude

The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate

Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.

by thisisnoneofyourbusinness November 17, 2016

Kogito

An artist on social media platforms known to draw things that make people question life. Kogito really needs to seek some help but some might say their art talent is good.

Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of Kogito before?"

Later

Person 2: "I should've stayed curious."

by Random_Human_Being July 19, 2023

Konitiwa

One of the correct ways to spell 'Hello' in Japanese. (Also Konnichiwa, not Konichiwa.)
Means "Hello" in Japanese, and is spelled with a 't' because the 't' also makes the 'ch' sound.

1. Even though people are going to give me thumbs down, I know this is right because I have an actual Japanese friend who told me.

2. When my friend and I took a trip to Tokyo, I said 'Konitiwa' to my friend when she woke up from her nap.

by Coolgurl123 September 30, 2008

Konita

First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.

I can't wait to go out with Konita tonight!

Ko-ni-ta.... It's like Bonita but with a K.

by El Professor Taboo November 24, 2021

Kognise

Kognise, based on the word cognize, is a cool programmer who knows almost nothing

Kognise is the coolest programmer ever

by chimten May 25, 2019

kognity

It is a sword fight of cocks in an orgy. Kognities are often found in frat houses. Just because you had a kognity doesn't mean you are gay. They are often used as a manner to prove your loyalty to gangs and etc.

"Man, last night the kognity drained my"
"last night all the girls watched us have kognity"
"To get into the gang they made me have a kognity!"

by icewallow_come August 5, 2019