BantaClausOfLondon's definitions

Kognit

An overweight teacher with the tendency to repeat himself to continue his dialogue - usually with the word “yep” “yeah” or “yes”.

Student : That blokes such a fookin Kognit bruv.

Kognit: Hmm Yep erm Yep

by BantaClausOfLondon November 7, 2019

Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.

nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv

by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015