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kongalingus
When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
Kneale
A sect of people started centuries ago because there was not yet a sect of people known for retaining such greatness. Once a member they are naturally accepted by everyone everywhere they go.
"Did the you see they built a new Kneale Establishment down the road?"
"No way! We're so lucky- we should go say hi right away!"
"No way! We're so lucky- we should go say hi right away!"
Kneale by HighRanker December 2, 2009
konkalonka
Imaginary disease you tell children about to scare or persuade them to do something like eat their vegetables or take medicine. Also used with bonkatobia which you will catch at the same time.
konkalonka by Mum 1 June 14, 2007
Konal
konelly
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