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kolten wong'd
To get picked off or caught doing something stupid, referencing how Kolten Wong got picked off to end game 4 of the 2013 world series.
Bill: Mrs. Smith is such an ass, i hate her so much.
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
Mrs: Smith: excuse me?
Larry: man you just got Kolten Wong'd!
kolten wong'd by BobbyV22 March 8, 2014
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Kolten
Kolten is the kinda guy to make you feel special. The minute you meet him you want to be friends and you do. But as time goes by you start to fall Inlove with him because he’s an amazing guy and adorable and cute and couldn’t be better. He’s the type of guy to treat you amazingly, never make you feel like nothing, treat you like everything you are, makes you happy, knows when your down and he knows when to fix shit. If he did something he doesn’t just leave you, he tries to fix the problem. He’s an amazing person and honestly the best person you will ever know. He’s caring, nice, kind, loving and so much more. You may love him but you can’t have him, cause u fucked up. You had the change to be more but you messed up a lot. He wasn’t ready for a relationship and you got mad about it and ruined what could of been so much. You loved him but messed it up. I love you so much.
Kolten by Why all the good names taken? June 24, 2019
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Koltenuk by Hahahhahahahaa May 19, 2016
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