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The fattest douchebag you have ever met. A large, troubled man who, though likable, has problems in many areas of his life, the most annoying of which is that he can't direct a marching band worth crap. He feasts on Twinkies and other unhealthy snacks, while he yells at innocent children"
you just pulled a Kolles!
Kolles by bolsn September 29, 2010
Words you can keep
A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.
Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.
kolles by DK April 6, 2005
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kollegah 

One of the most popular german rappers of all time

Legend
OH MY FUCKING GOD KOLLEGAH HAS UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO
kollegah by Brutzel66 February 14, 2017
spanish verb meaning "to goob"; as in, to sit in front of a computer all day long and basically not do shit at all.
Juan kolesza mucho.
koleszar by Rod Farva January 15, 2004

Kollegah 

the best german rapper period
Kollegah der Boss is killing the rap game
Kollegah by pussyfordinner April 19, 2018

kowlessar 

1. a term used to describe a person who is sexy and cant help being amazing
2. a term usually involving some sort of win
1. man, chris is such a kowlessar
2. no way! kowlessar wins again!!
kowlessar by sameh1122 February 23, 2009

Kollasch 

A Polish word meaning a person who rides a bike in a very important race such as the Tour de France. Also, a family name found mainly in Iowa and Pennsylvania.
"Man, Lance Armstrong is the greatest Kollasch ever."

"Iowa sure does suck, but I love how you can find a Kollasch around every corner."
Kollasch by SheikYerbouti January 27, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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