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The fattest douchebag you have ever met. A large, troubled man who, though likable, has problems in many areas of his life, the most annoying of which is that he can't direct a marching band worth crap. He feasts on Twinkies and other unhealthy snacks, while he yells at innocent children"
you just pulled a Kolles!
Kolles by bolsn September 29, 2010
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A botle of cheep wine used as a butt plug.
Eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his ass.
kolles by DK April 6, 2005
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