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a fat emo gay wad who sexts 24/7 and cant have a relationship without any sexual actions
He can't go without sex? Wow he's such a koleton
koleton by i love gay wads February 3, 2018
A person who are the homo
Bro 1: Have you seen James? He's such a Koleton?

Bro 2: Yeah bro he even has a boyfriend
Koleton by KoletonHater March 22, 2019

dirty Koleton

Really intense cyber sex, where both men pretend to be women (primarily Fnaf cosplay).
I think Elizabeth is pulling a dirty Koleton on me.
The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.
It is boring without Kolton here.
Kolton by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017
A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. Has the swagger of a champion. Funny is his middle name. He is hardcore and parties hard. Very romantic.
Girl 1: "I miss having a Kolton"

Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"

Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"
Kolton by MisFit0007 June 5, 2009
Kolton is special, he makes Everything better. He’s not to much of a charming one, he usually picks people that shouldn’t be picked Over the ones that actually were helping them and being there for them. He is handsome, smart, funny, and caring. He doesn’t always make girls or even boy feel good about themselves, especially by ignoring them or not enjoying their presents. He’s is athletic but smart and focuses on everything he does.
Kolton is amazing
Kolton by Jkbingukngugf May 20, 2019
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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