When a male places another males entire penis, including his balls into his mouth, while still managing to slip his tongue out and lick the mans asshole.
Bobby: Hey Dan, I was completely mind blown last night!!
Dan: Why, what happened ?
Bobby: Steve gave me a Koeppen last night!!
Dan: What the hell is a Koeppen?
Bobby: Steve took my entire dong and balls in his mouth and still was able to lick my asshole!!!
Dan: WOW!! That's amazing Send Steve my way asap!!
A person who befriends their boss then uses personal information gained in the friendship to get their boss fired so they can have that position. A person who is always looking to advance themselves by using personal information to steal a job.
I can't stand Barbra, she is constantly koenkering her friends to get their jobs.
Q: Where is Gary?
A: He is meeting with Barbra's supervisor koenkering his way to the top again.
Koenker is a person who must consume alcohol, usually in large quantities, whenever possible. Koenker also seeks out others like themselves, especially their significant other. The excessive drinking is to try and camoflage their asshole personality and lack of people skills.
Look at that koenker overthere, wasted and acting the asshole again; I wish they wouldn't drink here anymore.
Look at that loud mouth koenker overthere, treating everyone like shit again.
Looks like Koenker finally found a boyfriend that can keep up with her, I bet they get married!
When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wetbum, then a wet back.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.