Kobes
Kobes by str33tballer November 13, 2007
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Kobes
When you're just too lazy to add that extra syllable to the popular Philly slang word "Kobe."
It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.
It's a fun and interesting way to say okay. Guaranteed to start up a great conversation.
Alex: Yo, wanna hit up the gym? I need to work my glutes.
Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.
Alex: Kobes.
Katharine: Hella yes. Let's go to Praline's after. I'm feeling chocolate chip.
Alex: Kobes.
Kobes by Kobemaster17 February 21, 2011
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Kobes
A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.
A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobes by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)
gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) by C44444 January 2, 2019
Kobel
A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings
Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Kobel by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019
Koesser Unit
An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
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