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kobe's

24 inch rims for your ride.
Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!
by Freddy Ortiz June 18, 2008
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Kobe's dozen

Thirty, typically used in the context of a basketball player scoring 30 points in a game as Kobe often does.
Chris: Did you watch the Celtics game last night?

Jared: Yeah Paul Pierce dropped a Kobe's dozen again!
by ccm November 13, 2012
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Kobe's Helicopter Tour

When a girl gives you a hand job where she moves your dick around in motions as if it was a joystick or a stick in a car/helicopter
Yo my girl gave me a Kobe's Helicopter Tour last night bro it was awful she was grabbing my dick around like it was a PS4 joystick.
by Flxke January 20, 2021
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like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"
by knuckler77 January 28, 2010
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its kobe's favorite

A reference to the "chocolately" hazelnut spread, Nutella, in which Kobe was on the label. Since Kobe has been accused of anal rape ( and then aquited of charges ) his advertiseing "chocolate" spread is rather ironic.
1)Dude! i think those two elephants are having sex.

2)its Kobe's favorite.
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popped them kobe's

reference to taking ecstacy being that kobe bryants number is 24 and x being the 24th letter in the alphabet
dude1:dude I heard you popped them kobe's
dude2:yeah dude I popped them and started flying across the court
by bobby porter June 9, 2008
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Kobe Special

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
by marybethjones November 29, 2009
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