Obama Agenda

Used in a seemingly innocuous manner to get a respondent to admit they are socialists by agreeing that they support the 'Obama Agenda'.
Conservative Videographer: Congressman Etheridge, do you fully support the Obama Agenda?

Congressman Etheridge: Who are yeuu? Who are yeuu!? Tell me who yeuu are! BAM!
by marybethjones June 16, 2010
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Kobe Special

A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he's had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special."
Friend: "What's that?"
Tiger: "A house on a finger."
by marybethjones November 29, 2009
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mumbai-style attack plot

a non-specific terrorist threat warning designed to keep fear alive amongst the public.

striking non-specific fear into the population is touted to heighten vigilantism, and thus, public safety. in actuality, the odds of dying due to an allergic reaction to peanuts is a vastly greater threat the the public than terrorism.
* Europe warned of Mumbai-style attack plot.

* Peanuts are yummy.

* Skies partly cloudy, with chance of evening showers.
by marybethjones October 4, 2010
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BLURFO

Any blurry still-frame image or video purported to be a UFO.
The advent of the cellphone camera, and dependancy on auto-focus has lead to an avalanche of BLURFO sightings in recent years.
by marybethjones October 21, 2010
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popup dodge

taking your mouse the long way around a web page in oder to avoid those annoying mouse-over popup windows.
he failed to popup dodge, and now a permanent window is covering the important content on the page.
by marybethjones January 25, 2011
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tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.
Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!
by marybethjones December 10, 2009
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Dunn Goofed

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.
JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.
by marybethjones June 21, 2011
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