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A very good looking and charming guy.

He’s country with a wild side.

Won’t wear anything but cowboy boots and jeans and won’t find me without a hat on.

He loves driving diesels, cowboying, and tearing shit up. Always says Yee Yee

His middle name is usually By God.
Wow, Kohlton is so fucking sexy.
Kohlton by KBGB May 21, 2018
The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.
It is boring without Kolton here.
Kolton by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017
A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. Has the swagger of a champion. Funny is his middle name. He is hardcore and parties hard. Very romantic.
Girl 1: "I miss having a Kolton"

Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"

Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"
Kolton by MisFit0007 June 5, 2009
Kolton is special, he makes Everything better. He’s not to much of a charming one, he usually picks people that shouldn’t be picked Over the ones that actually were helping them and being there for them. He is handsome, smart, funny, and caring. He doesn’t always make girls or even boy feel good about themselves, especially by ignoring them or not enjoying their presents. He’s is athletic but smart and focuses on everything he does.
Kolton is amazing
Kolton by Jkbingukngugf May 20, 2019
Kolton's a total babe.

He has the Most gorgeous eyes, and is the definition of a beautiful man.
Kolton is made of sugar and spice & everything nice.
Truly a loveable human being.
Kolton, is the man of my dreams.
Kolton by Treehugger007 April 19, 2019

Dirty Kolton 

Taking the truffle butter formed and spreading it all over your lovers face then proceeding to lick it off
Bro I did the dirty Kolton last night with my girl
Dirty Kolton by PolishMachine May 31, 2019
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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