knucklejob
knucklejob by oh.its.micah May 26, 2024
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Knucklebob
Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.
Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.
I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.
I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.
Knucklebob by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017
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Knuckle-Job
To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.
Knuckle-Job by Jonathon AAA June 11, 2008
knucklebabies
n. knucklebabies is the outcome a male gets after he roughs up his suspect (masterbates) and dosent release his sperm into a sock or something and it is all over the back of his hand.
I got home late lastnight and my wife was asleep,so i went to the computer and racked out a batch of knucklebabies.
knucklebabies by richard bellamy March 8, 2008
knucklebabies
"Yo Scooter, what's up with your petrified Kleenex?"
"It's nothin' dude, just my knucklebabies from rubbing one out earlier today."
"It's nothin' dude, just my knucklebabies from rubbing one out earlier today."
knucklebabies by dandruffy August 16, 2008
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