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Knuckle-Job 

To use the knuckles of the hands of your partner as a kind of stimulant for the male genitalia. proper procedure would be to cross your wrists so that the back of your hands are facing one another and to rub your hands back and forth as if to be rolling pizza dough.
"yeah man you've never had a Knuckle-Job?"
Knuckle-Job by Jonathon AAA June 11, 2008
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Three knuckle hook job 

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.
When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

three knuckle hook job 

To analy violate someone, willfully or otherwise, to the third knuckle of your middle finger.
The guy wouldnt pay up, so Paulie took him out back and gave him a three knuckle hook job.

Knucklebob 

Fingering your bootyhole or the bootyhole of another with your middle finger up to the third knuckle.
Beth was squirming last night when I did a little knucklebob.

I can’t shit today. I knucklebobbed myself last night.
Knucklebob by Eaton Holgoode October 6, 2017

knucklejob

Rubbing one’s shaft in between your fingers against your knuckles.
“Hey you know Jessica down the street?”

“ Yeah she gave me an absolutely FIRE knucklejob.”
knucklejob by oh.its.micah May 26, 2024
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