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Leslie Knope 

If she were real, she would definitely become the first woman president. For real.
Leslie Knope: Why would anyone eat anything besides breakfast food?
Ron Swanson: People are idiots, Leslie.
Leslie Knope by ilikegagging July 9, 2018

mark knopfler 

The main man behind the greatest band ever 'Dire Straits'. Arguably one the greatest guitarists ever.
That Mark Knopfler is a fuckin God.
mark knopfler by mairs June 1, 2006
1.) To perform a spectacular act under pressure with extreme success (See clutch)

2.) To Photoshop to where it look eerily real
Wow, you did a double backflip on the trampoline while taking off your shirt? That's so Klopptch.
Klopptch by SoccerFiend07 August 17, 2011

Knoop Dogging 

Following the rules to the point that it makes you a complete bellend.
Prof: "Your peers will mark your presentations. It's worth 10% of the course marks"
Tupap: "Let's give each other full marks then we have a guaranteed 10%!!!"
Knoop Dogg: "I will give people the mark I think they deserve. If they don't deserve full marks why should I give it to them?!"
Jae-Z: "He's Knoop Dogging us."
Biggie Manos: "What is an area?"
Knoop Dogging by jibcheese February 2, 2015

Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.
I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!
Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

knappett 

The extended part of a stage on UK comedy show Taskmaster. It’s great for multiple activities; like balloon darts, hula-hoop pan throwing and doing cool walks. Coined after comedian and actress Jessica Knappett, who fell off the stage in series 7 episode 7 (The Perfect Stuff) attempting a cool walk.
Taking it in turns, roll a tyre down the Knappett.