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Knobster Bib 

A piece of cloth or plastic that is intended to keep ejaculate from staining clothing during/after fellatio.
Next time, I bet that Bill insists that Monica wears a knobster bib so that he can easily dispose of the "evidence."
Knobster Bib by iam2eeyore November 19, 2009
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Knobservation 

An opinion provided by a friend when you are acting like a dick.
Don't be offended mate, it's just a Knobservation.
Knobservation by Mandymooski August 11, 2015
he is known as a content creator but doesn't post as much but he's decent doing his part. He is sometimes called lobsters because of the synonyms.
dude look its kobsters, a content creator
kobsters by jarobel November 5, 2020

Knoester 

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.
That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.
Knoester by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010

knobservation 

meaning a good observation of a dickhead
what an asshole.....yeb good knobservation
knobservation by subfiend February 9, 2014

knobservation 

A careless observation undermining the speaker's intelligence.
Peter: 'You know what? Function is a really weird word'

Paul: 'er.. ok.. great knobservation, dumbass'
knobservation by lukecleland January 9, 2007
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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