knitwit

Somebody who thinks others will go totally ga-ga over his horrible-looking woven-yarn creations.

John thinks dat people should admire his "labor of love" worsted-weight comforter, but any knitwit could tell dat it was just created on a sliding-head loom dat actually did virtually all da work!

knitwit by QuacksO February 15, 2026

knit-wit 

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.

Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"

knit-wit by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010

knitfitti 

Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.

Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"

knitfitti by the other jess December 30, 2008

Knibwit 

A softer version of the insult ''Fuckwit''. This means that it's still very much indeed a way of insulting people, but to a smaller degree than the word ''Fuckwit''.

That absolute knibwit sold me a broken fucking car

Knibwit by LazyArt June 1, 2023