knitwit

Somebody who thinks others will go totally ga-ga over his horrible-looking woven-yarn creations.

John thinks dat people should admire his "labor of love" worsted-weight comforter, but any knitwit could tell dat it was just created on a sliding-head loom dat actually did virtually all da work!

knitwit by QuacksO February 15, 2026

knit-wit 

knit-wit: A person with a flair, knack or love of the knitting/crocheting craft; Handy with yarn and needles; A knitting/crocheting enthusiast.

Jan could hardly contain herself about the upcomming knitting cruise. "Yes. that Jan - she's a real knit-wit!"

knit-wit by isabelydancer00 July 28, 2010

knitfitti 

Knitfitti (or knit-fitti) is knitted graffiti. Knitted sleeves are fastened around trees, poles, and the like.
Popular in Bellingham, Washington.

Jenny: "Hey look at that cool knitfitti on the tree across the street! The black and white stripes make it look very Tim Burton-esque, wouldn't you say?"

knitfitti by the other jess December 30, 2008

Knibwit 

A softer version of the insult ''Fuckwit''. This means that it's still very much indeed a way of insulting people, but to a smaller degree than the word ''Fuckwit''.

That absolute knibwit sold me a broken fucking car

Knibwit by LazyArt June 1, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022