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When your ass hair is knit so tight you can’t shit
Fatty patty has Knitso! He looks like he shit a gerbil. Looks like he shit out lemmiwinks.
Knitso by Dom89 December 15, 2020
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A sexy transgender that wears fox ears.
Edward: mm~ your such a kitson~
Ashton: OwO
kitson by woozybuilder June 14, 2021
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Knitso knits Kitson Kitso kitsooa knutson Kitso Kat Kitsoni kitsoup knitcore

Pulling a Knutson 

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.
Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.
Pulling a Knutson by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010
Knitting kitsch, typically in the form of images or advertisements from vintage knitting magazines and books.
Check out this 1963 Vogue Knitting Book, it's chock full of knitsch.
knitsch by The CactusPony April 8, 2004

Knits McGee

A general term referring to an individual who likes to either knit incessantly; knit at inappropriate times; or both
Joe: Did you see that lady knitting at our work lunch today? What's wrong with her?

Mike: You mean Knits McGee? She's always knitting...I have no idea, she's fucking crazy
Knits McGee by Killerkeeb April 15, 2011
He’s boy who is sweet and well mannered , humerous , knows what he’s doing with the ladies . Kitso someone with brown eyes brown hair and a great personality , also someone that is special peoples lives

Those who don’t like a Kitso are irrelevant and evil and trust he’s a keeper.
I wish I was with Kitso at this moment .
Kitso by John flint stone October 22, 2019

knitsbian 

A lesbian who likes/does knitting. Also a popular hashtag on TikTok where lesbians show off their knitting.
I love watching knitsbian videos on tik tok.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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