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a stretch or a bump made out of material on a pant leg over a knee. e.g. a kneezle can form with any semi-stretchy material over someone's knee.

She has kneezles on her pants from sitting too long and stretching her pants on her knees.

kneezles by PedroNY August 20, 2011

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Kneeples

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

Kneeples by Foo00 June 12, 2008

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kneekles

When your thigh, knee, and ankle are all the same circumfrence. similar to kankles, but starts higher on the leg.

gross, she has kneekles!

kneekles by ken1285 July 10, 2007

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kneelesting

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.

"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.

kneelesting by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

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kneegles

a person to short to have calves. when someones legs are so short it looks like there knees stop at there ankles.

look at that midgets kneegles.

that womens so short she has kneegles.

kneegles by skotch69 January 16, 2009

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Kneegles

When you have from your knees to your ankles fully tattooed.

Bob has awesome sleeves tattooed, he is thinking about getting kneegles to match.

Kneegles by penpuke June 25, 2009

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kneesles

When you snort, slam, smoke dirty methamphetamines and get pimples on knees and surrounding areas. Hence "kneesles".

Man I got some bad shit from home and now I got kneesles.

kneesles by Chronic Wombshifter June 13, 2024

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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