kneezles

a stretch or a bump made out of material on a pant leg over a knee. e.g. a kneezle can form with any semi-stretchy material over someone's knee.

She has kneezles on her pants from sitting too long and stretching her pants on her knees.

by PedroNY August 20, 2011

Kneeples

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.

Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!

by Foo00 June 12, 2008

kneekles

When your thigh, knee, and ankle are all the same circumfrence. similar to kankles, but starts higher on the leg.

gross, she has kneekles!

by ken1285 July 10, 2007

kneelesting

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.

"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.

by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

kneegles

a person to short to have calves. when someones legs are so short it looks like there knees stop at there ankles.

look at that midgets kneegles.

that womens so short she has kneegles.

by skotch69 January 16, 2009

Kneegles

When you have from your knees to your ankles fully tattooed.

Bob has awesome sleeves tattooed, he is thinking about getting kneegles to match.

by penpuke June 25, 2009

kneesles

When you snort, slam, smoke dirty methamphetamines and get pimples on knees and surrounding areas. Hence "kneesles".

Man I got some bad shit from home and now I got kneesles.

by Chronic Wombshifter June 13, 2024