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kneesies 

another form of footsies, slightly more effectionate, when two people continually tap their knees on the knee of another.
"footsies are out now im all about kneesies."
kneesies by busta biskit April 4, 2007
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Kneeples 

A condition inherent to older women (and some men along with a few younger fat people)
that causes one's mammary glands to gravitate to their thighs, therefore causing the nipples to
chafe one's knees.
Man 1: Why is that woman's knee all pink?
Man 2: Bad case of Kneeples, Merle. Take my picture with it!
Kneeples by Foo00 June 12, 2008

kneezles 

a stretch or a bump made out of material on a pant leg over a knee. e.g. a kneezle can form with any semi-stretchy material over someone's knee.
She has kneezles on her pants from sitting too long and stretching her pants on her knees.
kneezles by PedroNY August 20, 2011

kneekles 

When your thigh, knee, and ankle are all the same circumfrence. similar to kankles, but starts higher on the leg.
gross, she has kneekles!
kneekles by ken1285 July 10, 2007

kneelesting 

The act of molesting ones knee inadvertedly during a conversation.
"Amanda stop kneelesting me" yells Moose.
kneelesting by AmandaPandaSanda October 2, 2006

kneegles 

a person to short to have calves. when someones legs are so short it looks like there knees stop at there ankles.
look at that midgets kneegles.

that womens so short she has kneegles.
kneegles by skotch69 January 16, 2009
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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