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kneescow
1 (noun) The proper word to use when describing a person of dark complexion when in their presence or public.
2 (noun) The name for a bovine creature with an exponential number of locomotive jointed appendages growing from any point of its body.
2 (noun) The name for a bovine creature with an exponential number of locomotive jointed appendages growing from any point of its body.
1
Me: Hey, Zack. Look at that Kneescow not having a job or a father.
Zack: Yeah, he also accidentally got some cotton in his fried chicken and Kool Aid
2
Me: That is a beautiful Kneescow over there. Look at all of those legs.
Joobus: It sure is a sight to see. Its beauty perplexes my human mind by the sheer number of knees and appendages while lacking Phalanges Digits
Me: Hey, Zack. Look at that Kneescow not having a job or a father.
Zack: Yeah, he also accidentally got some cotton in his fried chicken and Kool Aid
2
Me: That is a beautiful Kneescow over there. Look at all of those legs.
Joobus: It sure is a sight to see. Its beauty perplexes my human mind by the sheer number of knees and appendages while lacking Phalanges Digits
kneescow by TastyLeprechaun July 6, 2014
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kneecoal
another name for a girl named Nicole. Often considered to be happy go lucky and very caring towards all. A kneecoal does their best to cheer up everyone in the room and are the most beautiful versions of a Nicole.
kneecoal by GangaGanga420 December 17, 2017
KneeColeSlaw
A common word used for hookers from Louisiana.
Commonly describes a hooker of the more degenerate type who like to hang around gays and gay furries
Commonly describes a hooker of the more degenerate type who like to hang around gays and gay furries
KneeColeSlaw by Luna11 January 3, 2018
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