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kneescow 

1 (noun) The proper word to use when describing a person of dark complexion when in their presence or public.

2 (noun) The name for a bovine creature with an exponential number of locomotive jointed appendages growing from any point of its body.
1
Me: Hey, Zack. Look at that Kneescow not having a job or a father.

Zack: Yeah, he also accidentally got some cotton in his fried chicken and Kool Aid

2
Me: That is a beautiful Kneescow over there. Look at all of those legs.

Joobus: It sure is a sight to see. Its beauty perplexes my human mind by the sheer number of knees and appendages while lacking Phalanges Digits
kneescow by TastyLeprechaun July 6, 2014
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literally so cool smh what is this
also they have odd hair #onmyknees
this cant be blank so
roses:wow kneecow is so cool
kneecow: No ew.
kneecow by yilb November 21, 2021
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