knee slap 

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

knee slap by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

knee slap 

when you slap your girls titties but they are so hard they dont clap back

i gave her a knee slap, smirking.

"yeah, they were so hard it was a full on knee slap."

knee slap by knockknockdefinetime June 18, 2022

knee slap routine 

The English goodbye where You slap your knees and say "Right!" which means "I should've left two hours ago but was too polite to interrupt you”

Billy slaps his knee, thus starting the knee slap routine “Right! I should be off now!”

(Meaning he should’ve left 2 hours ago but was being too nice)

knee slap routine by Sandwich Lovers June 11, 2018

Knee cap slap 

This is where you slap your friend's knee very hard to the point they almost get a bruise.

Billy:Don't make me Knee cap slap you Jimmy! I won't hesitate!
Jimmy: go away Billy before I smack ya
Billy: Omae wa mou shindieru

Jimmy: nani?!
Billy:*KNEE CAP SLAP*

Knee cap slap by NotYourBoo22 November 2, 2018

Slap my knee and call me pickle 

An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.

Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.

"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."

Slap my knee and call me pickle by ChandlerHasStrongShoulders March 26, 2022

Slap my knee 

A word used by old people back in the 1900's when something was funny

A very white saying only used by a special white race never exposed to society

'Back in the olden days Jimmy Savile used to really Slap my knee' said Grandfather John

Slap my knee by wiji board October 14, 2018

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016