kneaked 

Kneak at the wees instead of weak at the knees

Oh I’m so kneaked over this guy!

kneaked by Slay girl boss June 10, 2022

knerked chicken 

When someone puts a spicy chicken wing into some elses rectum and pulls it out and eats it.

Last night i ate knerked chicken with my momma.

knerked chicken by harry gooch March 21, 2008

Knaked 

When you're so fucking knackered that even saying the word is too much effort.

Sometimes misspent as 'Naiked'

Mate 1: Yo man how was that skatty jungle rave last night?
Mate 2: Was sick man, i'm knaked as fuck though.

Knaked by PrangyDino January 12, 2017

Kneaded Dragoon 

A title gained by mounting a more sizably voluminous girl and making her chase a pizza on a stick.

"I'm not really into bigger girls, but I needed to date one, so I could trick her into getting my Kneaded Dragoon title."

Kneaded Dragoon by Solo Sammy September 30, 2020

knerked 

Passed out, knocked out, asleep, unconscious.

Emanuel has been knerked since drinking an entire bottle.

Shasta was knerked the whole movie.

knerked by HandsomeG December 31, 2015

knecked on 

to flirt with someone

someone : have you ever knecked on with lasses?
someone else : no i've never flirted with girls

knecked on by bastardrat October 27, 2021

Knaked 

Being without a knife on one's person when a knife is needed. A portmanteau of Knife and Naked.

I had gotten out of the shower and was dressing a wound, and needed to cut some tape. I found myself not only naked, but knaked without a knife; so I used a magnet to attach a knife to the underside of the table so I would not be knifelessly knaked in that location again.

Knaked by KnifeKnut October 16, 2024