Knaked

When you're so fucking knackered that even saying the word is too much effort.

Sometimes misspent as 'Naiked'

Mate 1: Yo man how was that skatty jungle rave last night?
Mate 2: Was sick man, i'm knaked as fuck though.

by PrangyDino January 12, 2017

Knaked

Being without a knife on one's person when a knife is needed. A portmanteau of Knife and Naked.

I had gotten out of the shower and was dressing a wound, and needed to cut some tape. I found myself not only naked, but knaked without a knife; so I used a magnet to attach a knife to the underside of the table so I would not be knifelessly knaked in that location again.

by KnifeKnut October 16, 2024

kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

Kaked

When you have been caught doing something, even though you tried as hard as you could to not get caught

I told him I was going to sleep, so I wouldn’t have to talk to him anymore. Then I viewed his snap story, Ive been kaked.

by CBRea November 25, 2017

knacked

Shortened version of "knackered". When you are so knackered you don't even have the strength to say "knackered" and can only go as far as "knacked".

The wife made me work out this morning. I'm totally knacked.

by guckpup June 12, 2010

knacked out

1) A person who is exhibiting one or more of the following symptoms or habits: sleep deprivation, indifference to the world, lack of motor skills, no motivation to exist on earth any longer, poor decision making, and the occasional urge to kill yourself. Becoming knacked out is usually a result of intense mental or physical duress over long periods of time.

Those fucking pledges were knacked out.

by amateur philosopher January 25, 2011

knake

to break the blade off someone's knife

alex knaked the psychopath's knife

by mikeswell November 26, 2005