kmtfu 

"crack me tf up"

lmaooo she kmtfu

kmtfu by marriannaa March 23, 2024

ketfused 

The feeling of bewilderment, generally only achieved after the consumption of large amounts of ketamine. The subject of the confusion may be identified by their incoherent ramblings, poor coordination and distorted (size) perception.

Person A: "My hands have disappeared"
Person B: "Nah mate you're just totally ketfused.com"

ketfused by Daisy Devine March 12, 2011

kstfu 

Acronym for "Kindly Shut The Fuck Up!". Implore a person to keep quiet immediately. Can be used to mean "please stfu" to lessen the blow or cushion it for friends. :)

Hey dude, kstfu! I am trying to read here!

kstfu by gansvv January 6, 2010

KTFU 

Knocked the fuck up

"Have you seen Jessica lately? She's put on some weight."
"Yeah, she's KTFU."

KTFU by Guenther13 April 3, 2009

KMFUAD 

ACRONYM-(KICKING MY FEET UP AND DOWN) IN TEXTING LIKE LOL & ROFL OR LMAO

BROOKE TOLD AISLYNN DURING CQT I SAW DAD TRIP AND FALL INTO THE POOL LOL ROFL KMFUAD

KMFUAD by BIGDADDEE06 April 18, 2010

ktfu 

Knocked the fuck out

John was ktfu after working hard for his wad of cash.

ktfu by Dat Neil Face September 25, 2013

kmtfo 

Knocked me the fuck out

That henny knocked me Df out

That Henny kmtfo bro

kmtfo by DATBOIPLUG November 4, 2018