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lmaooo she kmtfu
kmtfu by marriannaa March 23, 2024
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ketfused 

The feeling of bewilderment, generally only achieved after the consumption of large amounts of ketamine. The subject of the confusion may be identified by their incoherent ramblings, poor coordination and distorted (size) perception.
Person A: "My hands have disappeared"
Person B: "Nah mate you're just totally ketfused.com"
ketfused by Daisy Devine March 12, 2011
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kmtfu Kitfully KTFU katfur ketfused KMFUAD kmtfo kmtft kstfu ket fucked
Acronym for "Kindly Shut The Fuck Up!". Implore a person to keep quiet immediately. Can be used to mean "please stfu" to lessen the blow or cushion it for friends. :)
Hey dude, kstfu! I am trying to read here!
kstfu by gansvv January 6, 2010
"Have you seen Jessica lately? She's put on some weight."
"Yeah, she's KTFU."
KTFU by Guenther13 April 3, 2009
ACRONYM-(KICKING MY FEET UP AND DOWN) IN TEXTING LIKE LOL & ROFL OR LMAO
BROOKE TOLD AISLYNN DURING CQT I SAW DAD TRIP AND FALL INTO THE POOL LOL ROFL KMFUAD
KMFUAD by BIGDADDEE06 April 18, 2010
John was ktfu after working hard for his wad of cash.
ktfu by Dat Neil Face September 25, 2013
That henny knocked me Df out

That Henny kmtfo bro
kmtfo by DATBOIPLUG November 4, 2018
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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