kmi

kmi = keep me informed

Person 1: I'm talking to our ISP.
Person 2: Okay, kmi.

by Joshua_1234 December 6, 2017

kmi

From Danish.
Means "Kom Igen". In english, it would probably be, "Nice Going, too bad you failed".

Du fik næsten dem alle, kmi.

You almost got em all. oh well, kmi.

by Listetyven July 3, 2006

kmi

Kmi is warm. The best person to talk to whether about serious topics or something jokingly it doesn't matter as long as you're talking to kmi you feel terrific. Even though he isn't exactly the perfect person ever to exist they are one of the reasons for me to smile. They are incredibly nice and they've been through so much so I want to help them smile even if its just a quick second. Kmi is one of the sweetest people I've ever met.

kmi is one of the best people I've ever met

by mymysta July 27, 2022

Cho kmida adi

A southern Nigerian popular term that is used during seggs. It meaning "sorry i'm late" but English people reffer it to "choke me daddy". It has lost its actual meaning by time.

Teacher: why are you late?
Nigerian: cho kmida adi
Teacher: ayo wtf

by TheFTAGuys niggery April 12, 2021

kmieciak

A Fat fucking blob

Vic was behing robbed at gunpoint, he shouted"KMIECHIAKKKKKK" then he realized "oh yeah" he's a fat fucking blob.

Your being a real kmieciak

by KingRAGNAR April 24, 2022

KMITF

kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.

KMITF, the pregnancy test is positive

AHH! i have a 12 page paper due tomorrow and i still havnt started... KMITF.

by facekicker September 3, 2009

KMIT

From Yiddish, this acronym stands for "Kish Mir Im Tokhes". A way to tell someone off that you dslike.

You didn't like that concert that I paid for you to attend? Well, KMIT!

by pentozali November 8, 2005