Kmi is warm. The best person to talk to whether about serious topics or something jokingly it doesn't matter as long as you're talking to kmi you feel terrific. Even though he isn't exactly the perfect person ever to exist they are one of the reasons for me to smile. They are incredibly nice and they've been through so much so I want to help them smile even if its just a quick second. Kmi is one of the sweetest people I've ever met.
A southern Nigerian popular term that is used during seggs. It meaning "sorry i'm late" but English people reffer it to "choke me daddy". It has lost its actual meaning by time.
Teacher: why are you late?
Nigerian: cho kmida adi Teacher: ayo wtf
kmitf stands for "kick me in the face." Alot like fml but much more violent. Used to express retarded amounts of fail on ones self or just ridiculous levels of disappointment.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.