kloppin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a Dump.

Silent Stan made frequent trips to the toilet, but never when the caretaker was there, because that caretaker likes to give Kloppins.

by Vic Akers November 23, 2014

KPoppinTastic

A funny tiktoker who makes cool and funny edits

"Hey who are you watching"
"Oh me? KPoppinTastic they're really cool"

by Anonymous amazing person January 13, 2021

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Matt Koppinger

a total badass, a state of being (badass)

That guy went Matt Koppinger on his ass!

by thatguy94 March 5, 2009

Pascal Koppinieren

Das Training im Fitnessstudio ausschließlich für die Abifahrt.

Bist du schon wier am Pascal Koppinieren?

by passi69 August 28, 2016

klopping

Shit on a dick

Some girl just went kloppings over my dick last night

by Kadencansuckmydick June 28, 2017

Klopping

To whine about what others do

Matthew is Klopping about the way James said that

by FallenAngel00me May 11, 2022