kloppin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a Dump.

Silent Stan made frequent trips to the toilet, but never when the caretaker was there, because that caretaker likes to give Kloppins.

kloppin by Vic Akers November 23, 2014

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KPoppinTastic

A funny tiktoker who makes cool and funny edits

"Hey who are you watching"
"Oh me? KPoppinTastic they're really cool"

KPoppinTastic by Anonymous amazing person January 13, 2021

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Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006