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klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth
bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him
klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007

klondyke 

A cold lesbian, more specifically, a lesbian Eskimo.
She only takes the leather leggings off for Sally, she must be a Klondyke.
klondyke by capngrumpy June 11, 2006

Klondyke 

A derogatory insult, used simultaneously to imply extreme whiteness and homosexuality by combining the words Klondike (a very snowy area in Washington State) and dyke
Guy 1: Did you see Timmy at the lunch rap battle? What an idiot, he couldn't rhyme shit!

Guy 2: Haha, what a Klondyke.
Klondyke by Cyanide99 September 17, 2008

Klondyke 

A dyke from Canada, especially northern Canada
"Did you see that klondyke going to the Tim Horton's yesterday? Fucking Eh"
Klondyke by Mr. FuckOff December 21, 2009

klondyking 

when two manly lesbians exchange sexual favors for bites of a Klondike bar. They ask what you would do for a Klondike bar and they other does a sexual thing and receives a bite of the bar.
me and jen where klondyking all night long

klondyke 

That klondyke is looking for a sugar momma.
klondyke by OverrunToaster October 5, 2020
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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