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Jake: Omg you just got fowned
Forrest: Fowned?
Jake: Yeah, FUCKING OWNED
fowned by Tai376 April 14, 2005
Words you can keep
Fuckin'+Owned=Fowned.
"Fuckin' Owned."
barthamule: you know the word owned right?
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don't say fowned. fowned. like fuckin' owned.
alfred: wow that's awesome. I'm totally gonna use it. barthamule you've got little balls. DAMN I JUST FOWNED YOU!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you're lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i'm gonna post it in a myspace bulletin.
barthamule: no. don't. i don't feel like being embarrassed. i'm not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don't want anyone else knowing you've got tiny balls.
barthamule: don't post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i'll just put it on urbandictionary.
*couple seconds later.*
barthamule: NO OMG IT'S ALREADY IN THERE!
alfred: bullshit!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: shitake mushrooms. whatever. i'm gonna define it again.
barthamule: don't use my name. there's rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
Fowned by AMBERRRR. June 13, 2008
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the process of getting owned while flying or while airborne.
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That dude got fwned.
fwned by fwnt May 13, 2005
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