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Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013
Related Words
Kloony Kloon khoony Koony klonny klooby klooky kloonch Kloonchmas Klooneorast

klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth
bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him
klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007
Koonye (#Koonye) is a nickname for rapper Kanye West after he voiced his ire for President Obama while professing love for Trump (despite Trump’s seemingly racist views). The nickname proliferated further after Kanye subsequently asserted that 400 years of slavery was a choice made by African Americans.
Koonye West has missed several doses of his anti-psychotic medication and consequently he’s been on a nonsensical rant.
Koonye by Nicholem718 June 1, 2018
A derogatory word used for someone who behaves like a clown. This person must also possess some of the hilarious traits of George Clooney.
"That guy commenting on Angry Anarchist's blog was a real kloon"
Kloon by SpecialKeezy February 5, 2010

Koonye West 

A racial slur degrading Kanye West for his many rants about white people hating black people.
Hey, did you hear that Koonye West still hates white people?
-Yeah, but he helped out Vince and his boys (Entourage Reference) get to Cannes, so I guess he's not so Koonye anymore.
Koonye West by Churnosaurus Rex December 8, 2012
1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games
1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.
Kloon by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009