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Look! There's a Kloony!!!
Kloony by Eleanor and Michael December 27, 2003
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Lamp Kloon 

1. (n.) A clown who has generally failed at his craft; a clown who finds it difficult to get laughs from an audience or who can no longer adequately perform his standard tricks, such as juggling, dancin', harpin' the rug, or stountin' the tarn.

2. (n.) A floundering can that commonly rests on a lamp or lamp shade.
1. That lamp kloon really sucked, and so I gave him a good kick to the nuts.

2. There's a lamp kloon.
Lamp Kloon by P'tainz January 28, 2013
Related Words
Kloony Kloon khoony Koony klonny klooby klooky kloonch Kloonchmas Klooneorast

klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth
bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him
klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007
Koonye (#Koonye) is a nickname for rapper Kanye West after he voiced his ire for President Obama while professing love for Trump (despite Trump’s seemingly racist views). The nickname proliferated further after Kanye subsequently asserted that 400 years of slavery was a choice made by African Americans.
Koonye West has missed several doses of his anti-psychotic medication and consequently he’s been on a nonsensical rant.
Koonye by Nicholem718 June 1, 2018
A derogatory word used for someone who behaves like a clown. This person must also possess some of the hilarious traits of George Clooney.
"That guy commenting on Angry Anarchist's blog was a real kloon"
Kloon by SpecialKeezy February 5, 2010

Koonye West 

A racial slur degrading Kanye West for his many rants about white people hating black people.
Hey, did you hear that Koonye West still hates white people?
-Yeah, but he helped out Vince and his boys (Entourage Reference) get to Cannes, so I guess he's not so Koonye anymore.
Koonye West by Churnosaurus Rex December 8, 2012
1) A Foolish German or Korean or German-Korean

2) Can be used in replace of words that sound like kloon ie. clones, clown.

3) Can replace all action words especially in drinking games
1) That Gabe is such a kloon.

2) Damn Gabe, your ,kloonin.

3) (while playing beer pong) Get 'em Gabe, kloon that cup!

or

Here Gabe, kloon this blunt.
Kloon by Rustytromboner October 22, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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