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When Kurt Hummel (Chris Colfer) and Blaine Anderson (Darren Criss) from Glee go for coffee. Which they do several times. It was origianted on a blog post about something stupid about Klaine (Kurt and Blaine as a ship) being dumb or something. In turn giving Klaine shippers all kinds of new words to use.
I love Kloffee
Kloffee by BoieLee May 2, 2011
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koffeeshopping

Invented in Minneapolis: to work at coffee shops, especially, with friend(s) at multiple establishments in a row with wi-fi and laptop.
koffeeshopping
koffeeshopping by Minister24 January 1, 2014
The queen of muhfucking Jamaica she gon come at you like rapture
Stoner1: yo I think Koffee gon be the next Bob Marley

Stoner2: for real bruhh
koffee by Bromanndo December 27, 2019

koffeeshopping

My position was eliminated last night. I need to restart koffeeshopping.
koffeeshopping by Jyhwk_MN24 July 18, 2014

KoffeeKat 

A petty baby cat who complains about anything and plays the victim constantly.
You're acting like a KoffeeKat.
KoffeeKat by Oh hewwo OwO January 12, 2019

National Koffee Day 

A day for people who like Coffee, with a K
"Happy National Koffee Day! You're still not special."
National Koffee Day by Not Kai :3 February 14, 2023

Roadies KoffeeHouz 

Its an official cafe of Roadies. its more about bikes, mountains, adventure
Join the tribe and satisfy your hunger for adventure and flavor at Roadies KoffeeHouz
Roadies KoffeeHouz by bhnm March 15, 2023
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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