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kleptoBenia 

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.
Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
kleptoBenia by cheeser696 May 13, 2011

kleptoyenia 

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
kleptoyenia by pandaninja May 12, 2011

kleptorexia 

the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more
"DUDE, i swear i got more shit than this! im having some kleptorexia"
kleptorexia by Carlos Cunt June 16, 2008

kleptoamnesia 

Kleptoamnesia is a psychological disorder in which people steal things without any memory of the theft. This can cause much confusion and make the client the perfect thief.
Every time I go out with my aunt she commits small thefts because of her kleptoamnesia. Her disorder makes it really awkward when we go to the mall.
kleptoamnesia by house505 December 5, 2017

kleptomemiac 

The addiction of stealing or liberating memes to either stash for later or share on social media or in private messages.
Deep down we're all Kleptomemiacs!
kleptomemiac by ElaborateLabyrinth October 2, 2018

kleptopeniac 

An irresistible urge to steal pens.
Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.
kleptopeniac by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023
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