kleptonesia
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
kleptonesia by futuretense June 16, 2009
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kleptoBenia
The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.
Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".
Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
kleptoBenia by cheeser696 May 13, 2011
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kleptoyenia
an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).
kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
kleptoyenia by pandaninja May 12, 2011
kleptorexia
the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more
kleptorexia by Carlos Cunt June 16, 2008
kleptoamnesia
Kleptoamnesia is a psychological disorder in which people steal things without any memory of the theft. This can cause much confusion and make the client the perfect thief.
Every time I go out with my aunt she commits small thefts because of her kleptoamnesia. Her disorder makes it really awkward when we go to the mall.
kleptoamnesia by house505 December 5, 2017
kleptomemiac
The addiction of stealing or liberating memes to either stash for later or share on social media or in private messages.
kleptomemiac by ElaborateLabyrinth October 2, 2018
kleptopeniac
kleptopeniac by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023
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