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kleptoBenia 

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.
Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
kleptoBenia by cheeser696 May 13, 2011
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Cyber kleptomaniac 

An individual who is compulsively, downloading, leeching, grabbing, stealing, data of the internet.
I cannot help myselfdownloading. I am compulsively downloading all sorts of files from the internt and leeching like theres no tomorrow. I grab what I can when I can almost as if a kid in a candy shop stealing all the sweets . I am a Cyber kleptomaniac a leech, help me.

kleptonesia 

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
kleptonesia by futuretense June 16, 2009

kleptomania

the rampant desire to constantly steal stuff, even if you arent poor.
Link suffers from kleptomania, i mean he wanders into peoples houses and robs them blind, and they don t stop him.
kleptomania by cpt. turtle June 12, 2005

kleptomaniac 

A Kleptomaniac is a person who is afflicted with Kleptomania, a compulsion to repeatedly steal "worthless" items, such as keychains and small fruit.

It is unclear whether it is due to depression, or people who are seeking more control of their life, but there are very few cases where diagnosed kleptomaniacs have stolen expensive items along the lines of jewelry and automobiles.
Winona Ryder was caught shoplifting several times at a grocery store, and is believed to be a kleptomaniac.
kleptomaniac by David Salberg April 27, 2006

Drunken Kleptomania 

Waking up hungover after a heavy night of drinking, often including blackouts and puking the superb act of being trashed - awakening to find a bunch of items that you don't actually own, on your drawers.

These are drunk trophies, memorabilia from the night before. Unfortunately as you pick them up the memories often don't come back, why do I have this mascara set on my desk? Whose keys are these? Why is this screw driver here?

If you've asked any of these questions you have been a victim (or more so abuser) of Drunken Kleptomania. Simply put, drunken kleptomania is a state in which you steal shit and bring it back, but you were drunk, so drunk in fact that you don't remember how you procured said shit.

FACT: 67% of men have participated in drunken kleptomania.
John woke up, it was Sunday - Bloody Sunday he thought as his head felt like someone was putting it in a vice set like in Casino, only this was a four-way pressure clusterfuck squeezing the scrambled mess of hungover brains. His eyes burned as he let out a mighty grunt. Suddenly his eyes opened a bit wider, the pain subsiding as a subtle "What the fuck" blurted out.

There he clumsily stood, gawking at what was his room. He noticed the new construction sign that was broken through the dry wall. The lipstick that was on the bureau and the amassed set of keys. He examined the keys and lipstick with peculiar intrigue...

"Wha, When the fuck did I get this?"

The memories from last night were not coming back, He remembered leaving the party, and the beer bong an hour before that, but nothing in between or after. Just then his roommate came into the room.

"Dude, you were so fucked last night..."

Little did John know, but he had participated in the greatest robbery, the largest collection of Drunken Kleptomania since 1974.
Drunken Kleptomania by Jimblor April 7, 2009

kleptoyenia 

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
kleptoyenia by pandaninja May 12, 2011