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kleptorexia

the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more
"DUDE, i swear i got more shit than this! im having some kleptorexia"
by Carlos Cunt June 16, 2008
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kleptonesia

(n.) condition characterized by forgetting the source of a stolen idea
His paper borrowed heavily from classical and contemporary sources, but his kleptonesia prevented him from giving credit where it was due.
by futuretense June 16, 2009
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kleptoBenia

The Act of subconsciously stealing pens, chewing and drooling on the caps. Then, once realized that there is enough lubrication, massage and eventually penetrate the brown eye for anal masturbation purposes. This may be done by going to town on one's self or a gay friend.
Pater: "That tosser Ken is such a kleptobeniac".

Andrew: Yae I know, I hear Scott walked in on him in the act. Then, he was bragging about Ken going straight kleptoBenia on his ass and how they executed a synchronized Kleptobeniation.
by cheeser696 May 13, 2011
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kleptoyenia

an irresistible impulse to steal only aluminum coins which are the basic unit of currency in Japan.

Kleptoyeniacs are harmless everywhere, except for Japan or if you've just returned from a foreign exchange point (with yen of course).

kleptomaniac
-noun
1.
a person who has kleptoyenia.
–adjective
2.
of, pertaining to, or characteristic of kleptoyenia or a kleptoyeniac.
The yen nicking over there is clearly a case of kleptoyenia since what he nabbed isn't worth a thing here in Barbados
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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kleptosexual

One who engages in the theft of virginity.
Dan Cole is such a kleptosexual.
by Brad March 22, 2005
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Kleptosexual

When you're not sure of ur sexuality but you're attracted to one person you're in a relationship with.
Jeff: Aren't you a lesbian and dating a non binary?

Rose: yes I'm kleptosexual, I'm dating them and attracted to women.
by PsneisCokc450 October 11, 2021
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kleptomemiac

The addiction of stealing or liberating memes to either stash for later or share on social media or in private messages.
Deep down we're all Kleptomemiacs!
by ElaborateLabyrinth October 2, 2018
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