kleptokiwi
flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand with very sticky feet, greasy feathers, and very small brain
kleptokiwi by Pneuguy May 13, 2011
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Kleptokakistocracy
A system of government which is run by the worst, least qualified, and most unscrupulous citizens who exploit natural resources and people, and steal for personal financial or political gain.
Some call our current administration a Kleptocracy, others call it a Kakistocracy, I say it's a Kleptokakistocracy
Kleptokakistocracy by mama_pajama_1 December 4, 2017
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kleptoidiocracy
A form of government characterized by the purposeful appointment of half incompetent staff and half self interst directed personnel. The incompetents distract from the public good being looted.
kleptoidiocracy by littlebrownduck September 16, 2017
Kleptobicia
klɛp təˈ bik i ə
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
The irresistible urge to steal lighters from those around you. People with this disorder are compelled to borrow a lighter to light up, and consciously or unconsciously steals your lighter in the process. This disorder usually manifests at the bar, house party, or other large gathering of people and leads to frustration and bewilderment of other smoking guests.
Derives from Kleptomania + Bic (lighter brand)
Charlie: Hey William, can I borrow your lighter for a second?
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Will: Sure
Will: <10 minutes later, slapping pockets> Where the Hell's my lighter gone?
Sarah: Ask Charlie, he's totally got kleptobicia
Kleptobicia by Panda Brother July 18, 2011
kleptoking
Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship
This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.
kleptoking by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017
kleptopigia
n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.
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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?
Get off my case! It’s in my nature!
Get off my case! It’s in my nature!
kleptopigia by gnostic3 October 20, 2022
ABG
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
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