kleptoking 

Dictator of a country who steals money and natural resources from his/her people to live a lavish lifestyle. kleptocrat, dictator, kings, corruption, steal, dictatorship

This country is so beautiful, it is too bad that its resources have been stolen by this kleptoking in Central City.

kleptoking by joecoolthefool February 2, 2017

kleptokiwi 

flightless bird indigenous to New Zealand with very sticky feet, greasy feathers, and very small brain

Never leave property unguarded when a kleptokiwi is about.

kleptokiwi by Pneuguy May 13, 2011

kleptointoxica 

Noun

A condition in which a person accidentally steals the belongings of others whilst under the influence of alcohol. Often the patient will, upon leaving the licensed establishment, mistake the personal belongings of others as their own.

I suffer from this debilitating illness. It has caused me to steal a friend's glasses, a stranger's coat and numerous packs of tobacco. It has affected my relationships, my social life (am on pub watch - photo above the bar with warning) and am in therapy.

Kleptointoxica is an epidemic in the South and East of England, resulting in social media trolling of the patient and the rising number of sufferers going into rehab.

kleptointoxica by CodeGreen76 February 12, 2019

kleptopigia 

n. An irresistible pathological desire to steal pigs or delicious parts of pigs, such as bacon. Usually considered untreatable.

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Why is there ham hidden in every nook in your house? You still got that kleptopigia?

Get off my case! It’s in my nature!

kleptopigia by gnostic3 October 20, 2022