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kleaver
Bow..... A goofy looking kid. with an exponential hair line from birth.. who loves to act and loves Grace
Kleaver you are stupid!
kleakers
kleakers by Richard Hangslow August 11, 2018
Kleavor
Kleavor (Japanese: バサギリ Basagiri) is a dual-type Bug/Rock Pokémon introduced in Generation VIII. It evolves from Scyther in Hisui when exposed to a Black Augurite. It is one of Scyther's final forms, the other being Scizor. It has axes for hands and rocks covering its body, and is normally brown in color (its shiny is green.) It is to be noted, however, that Scyther can only be evolved into Kleavor in Pokémon Legends: Arceus. You can still transfer it into Pokémon Home and then into Scarlet & Violet
Guy: Hey, I heard that Scyther got a new evolution in Legends: Arceus.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's called Kleavor!
Guy 2: Yeah, it's called Kleavor!
Kleavor by A Pokémon Nerd July 30, 2023
kweaver
kweaver by frank beans October 28, 2007
Kleeverson
Kleeverson is the guy you would chill and hang with, laugh with, talk with and just overall have some type of enjoyment from him. He’s a lazy fucker, but he always does what he’s suppose to do. He’s intelligent, a dumbass, and a akward guy. However, once you get to know him, he seems to be an alright guy to just hang with.
Kleeverson by NeutralAM January 5, 2018
Kellaway Kock Kleaner
A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.
I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.
Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."