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A rather... hilarious alternate name for the couple of Spock and Kirk from Star Trek TOS.
Fangirl : OMG, I, like, SOOOOOO see why people ship Kock!
other person: Call it Spirk, you idiot. People already stare at us funny.
Kock by The Closet Fangirl April 1, 2010
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when you play tanki and you dont want to get banned so instead of saying cock, you say kock
haha i killed u

eat a kock
kock by Johnny Cracker 2.0 May 6, 2015
mm.. This chef is good!
kock by QauNuckShin March 25, 2004
Aternate spelling of cock used to infer that your boss is a penis.
Used to avoid swear filters in corporate systems.
Chris is such a kock
kock by Jeremy Boorassa July 24, 2005
another way to spell cock; penis
KocK
kock by d October 1, 2003
Someone who has never tried a chicken tender before
HOW HAVE YOU NEVER EATEN A CHICKEN TENDER BEFORE YOU KOCK
Kock by Manly,dumb,erotic October 9, 2022