klaussner

the finest furniture a man could ever own

that klaussner sofa is sweet!

by sweater vest champion December 17, 2008

klaussexual

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him

Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!

by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

klaussexual

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson

Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual

by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

KlausSexual

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.

Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.

by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020

janner-klausner

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

by Natan french June 15, 2009

klausterfokken

noun
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.

origin:

1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."

"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."

by pclick February 21, 2012

Klaussexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Miakelson, regardless of their gender or sex

Omg look at Kelly, she's literally drooling over Klaus Miakelson's pictures on Pinterest. She must be Klaussexual

by Mia Grace January 12, 2021