Klappen 

Dutch expression: To consume something, like a joint or a beer. Can be used to substitute smoke, drink for example. Literally translates to 'to clap'.

Eh swa, beste gaan we jonko klappen!
- Ouwe nee g, heb net al 15 bierie geklapt!
Translates as follows:
Yo bro, let us clap (smoke) a jonko!
- G no! I already clapped (drank) 15 beer(ie)s!

Klappen by Deel II July 7, 2011

jonko klappen 

het roken van een jonko, joint

hey heb ne nog jonkos?

ja man fasho

kom jonko klappen

jonko klappen by jemama420 November 6, 2020

Ponkie klappen 

Smoking a cigarette

I'm going to klap a ponkie, we are going a ponkie klappen

Ponkie klappen by NIELS MOTHERFUCKONG WILDEBOER January 21, 2021

krappenshite 

total and utter bollocks

die sharkenfishen ist nicht dangersoten,
ich bin KRAPPENSHITE!

krappenshite by Tommy toe poker August 17, 2003

klapperich 

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

klapperich by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klapper 

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

klapper by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Kloppenburg Surprise 

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006