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kizzu
kizzu by DuckDuckStout December 21, 2020
kozzuh
As i walk trough teh valley of shadow and death,
i shall fear nothing couse teh Kozzuh is with meh
for she will protect meh in times of bad spam,
feed us in times of n00b-attacks and shelter us from teh pr0n
i shall fear nothing couse teh Kozzuh is with meh
for she will protect meh in times of bad spam,
feed us in times of n00b-attacks and shelter us from teh pr0n
kozzuh by Suicidal Tendencies October 13, 2003
kizzukie
kizzukie by thatgaykidandrew December 27, 2020
kozzuh
kozzuh by Nebuchadnezzar April 22, 2003
kozzuh
kozzuh by Telamonian::Ajax September 28, 2003
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