shorty's definitions

CIF

Can I f@#k

Rick: Mary are we still going out tonight?
Mary: yes, where you wanna go?
Rick: well it depends, CIF??

by shorTy August 18, 2012

Dirty Bird

Someone whose mind is usually in the gutter (i.e. dirty thoughts)

"Have you seen my spectacles?"
"What??? Testicles?"
"Dirty bird."

OR

Howard Stern is a dirty bird.

by Shorty January 28, 2004

muneeb

A diesel arab kid with gigantic muscles. The hottest kid alive with a huge penis. A cutie with a booty, a hottie with a body.

Girl 1: Look at that muneeb
Girl 2: I think I'll go finger myself

by shorty June 24, 2004

Fritz

An eater of paint chips, valve oil, and M&M's stuck in a mellophone for a season.

Molly and I: Fritz, those are paint chips.

Fritz: I know *hahahahaha*

by Shorty August 12, 2004

Dodge

If you are gonna ram it DODGE RAM IT!

You can stay home and STROKE it while I go over to her place and RAM it.

by Shorty July 25, 2004

rump fucking

when 1 gets fucked up the ass (rump)

will u rumpfuck me?

by shorty November 12, 2003

gucci baby

A small boy who wears an oversized jacket.

lOOk at that gucci baby

by shorty November 30, 2004