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guy1: aww my chick is kixting me.
guy2: huh?
guy1: kiss-texting me, you moron. duh.
guy2: oooooh......whats she wearing?
by JoseCuervOOOO February 27, 2011
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Kilting

This happens when you are a male wearing athletic shorts and the draw string is tied tightly while you need to pee. Instead of attempting to undo the draw string out of laziness or frustration, you pull up one of your pant legs and underwear up and to the side so that your genitals are hanging out and you can freely pee. This is kilting.
Jake: "I had to piss really bad after gym class but I couldn't untie my shorts so I just kilted really fast in the bathroom and got out of there...I didn't even wash my hands or anything."
Josh: "you gotta do what you gotta do man"

Michael: "why is one of your buttcheeks showing while you are peeing?"
John: "I'm kilting"
Michael: "ohhhhh. gotcha."
by callanambewlaynce November 18, 2014
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Kiting

In an MMORPG, you can grab a mob's attention and keep walking away from it which pulls it along. Not unlike a kite
Some guys in WoW were kiting a high level boss character into Stromwind and got banned.
by SubtlePulse July 3, 2007
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kiting

Basicaly a hit-and-run technique commonly used in (but not limited to) MMORPG games (attacking monster then running, then attacking again.)
Game: Hey I just kited that monster.
Chatroom: That spammer is kiting and i cant kick him out.
by artem9424 June 11, 2008
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Check Kiting

Referencing a personal bank account, the account holder will write a check knowing there is no money in the account in the hopes that by the time the check reaches the bank there will be money in the account. This system can also apply to cashing a check from an account and then depositing some of the cash in the same account in order to cover a previously written hot check. And repeating this process several times until the account holders gets paid.
POKER TABLE - Kiting someones checks means borrowing or taking chips from another player in order to play.
Jesus, I've been check kiting for three days. I need to hurry up and get paid.

After Tommy busted out of the game he kited like 2 dimes in checks from me to keep playing. He won it all back and then some!
by Jacklemen Hearse August 16, 2008
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Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite
Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp
by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018
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Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.
Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.
by falconduvent December 8, 2009
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